ghoulmouse: (Work)
You ever read a sex scene that's so bad it causes you actual psychological problems?

I'm exaggerating a little, but on the other hand I'm not. I won't name names or titles, but I started working on editing my first webnovel/light novel/etc that has explicit content in it (I've done explicit manga before, this is my first prose project though).

And god, is it ever bad.

I was in the middle of slogging through absolutely the worst sex scene I've ever read -- not just "worst in a published book" but I think worst I've read ever in my whole life -- and I just got like...overwhelmed? By the fact that this sucked SO BAD and multiple parties paid money to publish this in two different languages and now someone was paying ME money to try to make it as readable as possible (a tall order let me fucking tell you). And I think this must have set off some kind of chain reaction in my brain because I spent the next week or so just catastrophically depressed and stewing over my own failure to accomplish...well, much of anything, really.

With a little more perspective I can say that there are actually things I'm EXTREMELY proud of (hell, I was the editor on a manga that won an Eisner for best foreign language adaptation), but there's still... I dunno.

I guess 20 years ago...30 years ago...I thought I'd have done more by now. In particular, I thought I'd have some kind of big artistic project, a book or a comic or video game or I dunno, depends on when you asked me.

Here I was polishing up the most bottom-of-the-barrel shit I'd ever seen and I couldn't stop thinking, man...even the bottom of the barrel is still IN the barrel, you know? What am I missing that the author of this nonsense has? Is it persistence? Dedication? Work ethic? Do I just not CARE as much as he did? Clearly it's not TALENT that's the problem and that honestly makes it worse. Talent is neutral; what I've got is a failure of personality, clearly.

I've been trying to channel this into something a little more productive, maybe try writing something I can throw up on Amazon/Smashwords because if this can make its creator a bit of money then goddammit I can do better, right? But I dunno. It's hard to face up to another goal I might very well fumble yet again.

Guess we'll see how things go.

Anyway, that's the story of how I had an existential breakdown over anime boobs. Thank you, good night.
ghoulmouse: ([Undertale] napstablook)
Thinking about "depression games"...like, the game you play obsessively when you're too depressed to do anything else.

Specifically, I'm going to humblebrag here: I think I might an extremely highly ranked Crypt of the Necrodancer player. I never thought about it because, well, I have never claimed the super hard achievements. I don't think I'm ever going to clear the game with Aria, a character who dies if you drop the beat, can't upgrade her weapon, and starts on the final floor. I'm not a speed runner. I'm not very consistent and I frequently choke on the first few floors of a run.

However, I play the daily dungeon every day basically (even a full clear is only like half an hour of play so it's a nice diversion), and if I don't fuck up I reliably end up in the top 10 of the daily leaderboard, which lists everybody who played the dungeon that day on all of Steam (usually in the range of 200ish people). That's gotta count for something, right?

I got this good at Necrodancer because, well. Depression game.

Not really sure how to feel about this. Is this an achievement? God, I dunno. Technically? I kinda wish I had gotten good at something else, though. Or, that I'd set out to get really good at Crypt of the Necrodancer on purpose and it was actually a goal I'd accomplished.
ghoulmouse: ([TTRPGs] Exalted)
TTRPGs can be weird. I am currently playing a character in a fairly large (6 players, which is large IMO) Exalted game, and my character is SUPPOSED to be slow to act, cautious, extremely deliberate. He is a SLOTH. Like an actual sloth. He is a Lunar scholar, and every Lunar has an animal they're associated with on like a spiritual level and his is a two-toed sloth. But somehow I always end up being the person who needs to step up and push things forward, and my character also ends up doing SO much of the talking I'm going to buy social skills with XP just to justify it.

Other than that I really like my character and I hope I'm at least playing him cerebral enough that it'll be a nice contrast when he inevitably kind of unravels over his undead past-life ex boyfriend.

ANYWAY.

I'm probably going to do NaNoWriMo this year with a longfic, and I used to enjoy hanging out with the local group so I went to see if they were still active. For one, they exclusively use Facebook and Slack, of all things, to communicate, which...who uses Slack for recreational purposes? And for another there seems to be some drama between the NaNo organization and the people who used to run the local group, so I guess I am either going to have to give up on the local group or investigate the Lore AND grit my teeth to join Slack (I'm nosy enough to want to know what the deal is but probably not THAT nosy).

There's a sort of...long-ish (25k) original story that I want to have in postable shape before then but I guess we'll see how things shake out. I'm not so good at making promises.

Fic Stuff

Jun. 27th, 2023 04:04 am
ghoulmouse: ([FF4] Song of Courage)
Will probably start crossposting my fic from AO3 to here at some point. Waffling about the idea of having a separate fic journal/community but I kind of like the idea of being able to post whatever even if its not "archive quality" and I feel like a separate thing would just become Archive: A Realm Reborn.

I've also been around a very long time and writing fic for a very long time and it's just like. Really hard to look at my writing from more than a few years ago, let alone close to a decade or more. Like I literally have trouble even looking at it directly; one time I wanted to lift a few lines from something I wrote in like 2011 and it took me like a week to work up the mental fortitude to work through a few thousand words to find the stuff I wanted. It's like staring directly at the sun, if the sun were cringe.

There are also fandoms I just don't want to engage with anymore, to varying degrees of seriousness. World of Warcraft, for example, was a thing I just grew to actively dislike but I might still like a couple of things I wrote for it if I went back and read them now, and while the company that makes the game is shit my main objections to engaging with the fandom itself is that I just don't like the story (although I used to get really, REALLY mad about the way the narrative went with the Forsaken, like "whoa I need to step back" kind of mad, because IDK I over-identify with zombies this is just a thing I do).

On the other hand, back in the 200X era I wrote a handful of Roman literature RPF fics and quite frankly that stuff is literally painful for me to read, an awkward relic of a time before I crashed and burned academically and had all these hopes and aspirations that belonged to functionally a different person. Ironically those are my fics that get the most interaction, so OTHER people clearly like them and I'm glad, but I would rather just forget they exist.

I feel like my interests used to be just way classier in general, and I guess another advantage of a personal fic archive is that somebody won't be crawling the tag for some Capital L Literature fandom, see one of my old stories, and then be extremely disappointed all of my work in that area is old enough to be in middle school and most of my recent output is video game characters doing things to each other that are varying degrees of objectionable. Like I used to live atop an ivory tower and while the tower is still there I currently live in the bottom of a swamp. I personally like it here but I could understand if someone came to see what the tower-dweller was up to and found themselves knee deep in mud.

Part of me worries that all this shuffling around is a way of avoiding actually WORKING on anything creative, but. Eh it's not like I don't find those anyway.
ghoulmouse: ([FF4] Fight or Flight)
Cool, I applied for a job I REALLY wanted about a month ago and never got a response, but it turns out I DID get a response and Google just flagged it as spam so I never saw it. I did not expect this to happen with communication from an email address that I CONTACTED FIRST so I never thought to check.

I have not been this upset in YEARS.

The number of times automated spam email detection has actually helped me vs the number of times it's caused irreversible problems in my professional life is an insanely negative ratio.